The Cemetery Crew

As mentioned before we are a family at Parks and Rec, what we did not mention before is that we have cousins. None of us really know them, we just know of them. They work at the cemetery. Since we have never met, we appointed them names of our own choosing.

First we have Juan and his two grandsons Jose and Estaban. They maintain flowerbeds throughout the city and find it funny to put the dirt in our trashcans.

Kayla, upon recognizing one of the workers as a schoolmate, approached him and told him of our naming ways. She did what was socially appropriate and excluded herself from the creeper behavior. Our so-called Sanchez then told his coworker “Kyle” of our behavior.

We saw Kyle frequently weed whipping, so he was the 4^th to be named. We found the name Kyle to be fitting. He works exclusively in the cemetery. Little did we know our paths would actually cross outside of the trash girl realm and we would be recognized. Shout out to Vera Mitch and Ethel RayVera Mitch and Ethel Ray for the introduction. And thanks to our fellow trash girl we were received as the creepers in the white truck.

Feeling sorry for the rest of the crew, we appointed them a group name, never knowing how many of them there actually were. They are known as the little Niño’s. Now we exchange pleasant waves on our garbage route.

Then one day Kayla saw a Niño, who was there all along, for who he truly was. Smitten by his gravedigger charm she proclaimed her love to him as we whizzed by and affectionately named him Kip. By doing so she sealed our doom as the creepers in the white truck.